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Prophecy, smophecy…

If you’re really gullible, ridiculously Christian, or just want to see the world burn, I am sure you already have the date set for tomorrow, because the world as we know it will end. This warning comes not from the Vatican, nor from any scientific institution; it comes from Harold Camping, a civil engineer turned self-taught biblical scholar.

The 88-year-old, in report done at The San Francisco Chronicle, says he has closely examined the bible for nearly 70 years and has developed a mathematical system to interpret prophecies hidden within.

I find it funny how religious fanatics will use scientific and mathematical methods to support their beliefs while at the same time discounting the same exact methods when they support the opposing explanation.

There have been reports of people all over the country marching in the streets spreading the news to anyone who will or will not listen. His broadcast has also been translated into 48 different languages allowing it to reach countries such as China.

Let me let you in on a not-so-secret secret, this isn’t his first prediction. On Sept. 6, 1994, dozens of Camping’s believers gathered inside Alameda’s Veterans Memorial Building to await the return of Christ, an event Camping had promised for two years. Followers dressed children in their Sunday best and held Bibles open-faced toward heaven.

Can you guess what happened? That’s right, nothing. The world did not end and Camping attributed it to a mathematical error, so for the last 14 years he redid his math and says that he is certain the world will end tomorrow, May 21, 2011.

I’m pretty sure the Bible states that only God knows when the world will end. But hey, what do I know? I’m just a Catholic of eight years turned Atheist and have no idea what I’m talking about right? Wrong! In Matthew 24: lines 35-36, “35: Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away. 36: But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.”

The event is called the rapture. If you believe, you will be taken to heaven, and the nonbelievers will be left on earth to face war, famine, disease and ultimately the destruction of the world.

After Jesus returns and takes down the Anti-Christ and his dark army with the word of God, there will be peace on earth for a thousand years. When a thousand years comes to an end, Satan will make another attempt to take over, but will fail and all of time will end.

So let’s just say that if you favor logic and reason over the misuse of faith these next five months, because the rapture will end in October according to Camping, you will be on one heck of a ride. I’m talking family get-togethers, cookouts, swimming, tanning, vacations; it is just going to be awful.

But what of the 2012 prophecy? In an article from The Huffington Post, Camping chuckles when considering those who believe in the 2012 doomsday scenario.

I for one am disgusted at this, not only as an Atheist, but as a human being. Roughly 30-40 percent of the human population practices some form of Christianity, while the other 60 percent practices other religions.

So by accepting this prophecy as truth you are damning 60 percent of the world population to burn. Men, women and children all will burn because they did not believe what you believed. Sounds like the basis of all religion to me.

I’ll never understand our fascination with the end. Life is supposed to be a journey, but we always look to the future and contemplate how it will happen. We predict fire will engulf the planet, giant floods, meteors, zombie apocalypses, virus outbreaks. There’s something seriously wrong with the human race.

There have been many who have predicted the end of the world, and they have all been wrong. Imagine our existence as a huge book. When you start, you only know what is happening on the page you are on. You can’t predict the ending of the book; you have just started it.

You can, however, skip to the end but will have no idea how the end came about. So you have to guess, and you can never guess with 100 percent accuracy. The only way you can be sure of how it will end is if you go back to that present page and read through the entire book.

In my opinion, religion gives us what we all instinctively want — instant gratification. The human population is impatient. So instead of walking through life and experiencing all it has to offer, we take short cuts, skip to the end, not knowing how we got there.

We’re always waiting for the end.

  • GuestJ

     Your hatred towards Christianity in general is clearly visible in this article. Little did you know, there are actually ‘ridiculous’ Christians that do great things with their faith.

  • Anjelkiss1

    I don’t see any hatred…. just the truth , plain and simple…. He just needed to add that some fanatics  just can’t seem to understand the truth….  you are obviously a Camping follower or you wouldn’t be upset and angry with the truth !   And the truth is , Camping lied,  is a cult leader with his false bible teaching…and a thief….taking peoples homes and money after inducing fear…. I hope they sue him… 

  • GuestJ

     The truth? You there are many people that consider themselves ‘ridiculous Christians’ because they do everything in their power to help others through Jesus. I am not a Camping follower, which makes you look even more arrogant and wrong in your comment. Sue him? Get a life…it is called free speech, even though I don’t agree with him…this is still America! You do know that right?

    • Zack

       I think he understands that, if you actually read what he wrote, you would see that he is not targeting your ‘ridiculous Christians’, just the ones who try and force their beliefs and views on everyone else.

      • GuestJ

        Stop why you are ahead. Jerry states, “if you’re really gullible, ridiculously Christian…etc.”. He never clearly explained what it means to be ridiculously Christian.

        Not to mention, he is making fun of the bible by stating scripture then saying how the rapture will be a time of get togethers and cookouts.

        You are obviously a person with no take on the world…and never took a world religion class, then maybe you’d have a better view of when people mock Christianity and other religions. Go back to college…and if you already are…then drop out and seek professional guidance!

      • GuestJ

        Stop why you are ahead. Jerry states, “if you’re really gullible, ridiculously Christian…etc.”. He never clearly explained what it means to be ridiculously Christian.

        Not to mention, he is making fun of the bible by stating scripture then saying how the rapture will be a time of get togethers and cookouts.

        You are obviously a person with no take on the world…and never took a world religion class, then maybe you’d have a better view of when people mock Christianity and other religions. Go back to college…and if you already are…then drop out and seek professional guidance!

    • Zack

       I think he understands that, if you actually read what he wrote, you would see that he is not targeting your ‘ridiculous Christians’, just the ones who try and force their beliefs and views on everyone else.

  • Zack

    I agree with what he has to say here. I think its “ridiculous” that the people who follow Camping gave up their lively hood for something they are not supposed to know about in the first place. This isn’t hatred, its common sense, we need more writers like him.

    • GuestJ

      You just sound like a complete fool. He said, “ridiculously Christian”, which actually has numerous meanings. You can be a ridiculous basketball player…and it just means you’re really good. Jerry is a narcissist..and he is just as bad as Camping…sucking all you little followers in. No wonder this online paper has no credibility. 

  • Desanti

    I don’t agree with his usage of ‘ridiculously Christian’. He’s holding responsible, an entire religion for the rantings of some basket case. It’s not fair. 

  • Bryan

    I think all of you are reading to far into it. What he is saying is that we shouldn’t be so endowed in our religions that we forget how to live life, our time will come, we just have to be patient. So chill out!

    • GuestJ

      Nobody is reading too far into it Bryan. Maybe if Jerry wants to become a ‘successful’ writer he should watch the words he uses. He should just go work for FoxNews with the amount of ‘hidden’ slandering and hate he spews. Keep drinking the kool aid Jerry serves….he is obsessed with thinking he is “Perfect” 

  • GuestA

    I don’t understand why everyone is attacking Jerry(And the paper) for his opinion this is a commentary  piece he is allowed to say how he feels. If you do not agree with the message he has written then Big whoop. Start an online battle over it is SILLY. Not saying i agree with the way he has put his words to virtual paper but never the less they are his opinions.

    • GuestJ

      There is no reason for an ‘online’ battle. His online paper is supposed to be a representation of the youth in Stark County, which means stories need to stay in a realm that does not discriminate against religions and so forth!